You can thank my good friend for this.
1. Do you snore?
2. Are you a lover or a fighter?
Hmm... I'm a mix of both. Purely situational when it comes to the fighter aspect so I have to say I'm more of a lover...
3. What's your worst fear?
I refuse to answer this.
4. As a kid, where you a lego maniac?
5. What do you think of "reality" tv?
I couldn't care any less about it.
6. Do you chew on your straws?
7. Were you a cute baby?
I don't know and I don't care.
8. Is the single life for you?
It has it's perks, but I have to say no.
9. What colour is your keyboard?
10. Do you sing in the shower?
11. Have you ever sky-dived before?
No, but it is on my list of goals.
12. Any secret talents?
13. What's your ideal vacation spot?
Anyplace that I find enjoyable.
14. Can you swim?
Poorly, but it's good enough for me.
16. Have you seen the movie "Donnie Darko"?
Never even heard of it.
17. Do you care about the ozone?
It is essential for life here on Earth. Damn right I care about it!
18. How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?
Enough to cause an orgasm. (I just had to say it...)
19. Can you sing the alphabet backwards?
20. Have you ever been on an airplane?
21. Are you a single child?
22. Do you prefer electronic or manual pencil sharpeners?
Manual, because electronic sharpeners usually don't get it right.
23. What's your stand on hunting?
I occasionally go hunting so that just about says it.
24. Is marriage in your future?
Only if I find the right woman for me.
25. Do you like your handwriting?
26. What are you allergic to?
A few strains of pollen, watermelon(I miss it soooo much... ) and bullshit.
27. When was the last time you said 'I love you?'
It's been a while... I don't remember, but it was to a family member.(Most likely my father.)
28. Is Tupac still alive?
29. Do you cry at weddings?
30. How do you like your eggs?
Scrambled. (Hurr durr durr...)
31. Are blondes dumb?
Some, but there are countless others who are also dumb and are not blondes.
32. Where does the other sock end up?
This is just begging me to say something vulgar...
33. What time is it?
4. Do you have a nickname?
I used to have several nicknames, but that was years ago.
35. Is McDonald's disgusting?
36. When was the last time you were in a car?
Today. I have to drive everyday.
37. Do you prefer baths or showers?
38. Is Santa Claus real?
39. Do you like having you neck kissed?
No, that's weird...
40. Are you afraid of the dark?
41. What are you addicted to?
Nothing at the moment.
42. Crunchy or creamy peanut butter?
43. Can you crack your neck?
Yes, I do it frequently.
44. Have you ever ridden in an ambulance?
I think so... I can't recall why though...
45. How many times have you brushed your teeth today?
46. Is drug free the way to be?
Definitely. I've stayed drug free my whole life.
47. Are you a heavy sleeper?
Depends on how tired I am.
48. What colour are your eyes?
So dark brown they are almost black.
50. Do you like your life?
51. Who's better: Stone Cold or The Rock?
52. Are you psychic
53. Have you read "Catcher in the Rye"?
54. Do you play any instruments?
Instruments of war. (My several guns.)
55. Have you ever stolen money?
56. Can you snowboard?
I have yet to try it.
57. Do you like camping?
I wouldn't know. It is still unchecked on my list of goals.
58. Do you snort when you laugh?
59. Do you believe in magic?
60. Are dogs a man's best friend?
Depends on the dog.
61. You believe in divorce?
It happens in this existence so yes I believe in it.
62. Can you do the moonwalk?
63. Do you make a lot of mistakes?
64. Is it cold outside today?
Hell no. It is starting to get very warm here...
65. What was the last thing you ate?
66. Do you wear nail polish?
I'm not gay.
67. Have you ever been kissed?.
68. What's the most annoying TV commercial?
It's hard to choose, because there are so many of them.
69. Do you shop at American Eagle?
Once again, I am not gay.
70. Favourite song at the moment?
71. Do you like your job?
72. Do you like your classes in school?
So far so good.
73. How do you like your meat cooked?
74. Do you like these surveys.
Depends on the survey itself.
75. Do you know how to tag three peoples?
I don't do that bullshit.
76. Why did the Chicken Cross the road?
To get to the rally at Nuremberg. (I'm terrible...)